Wait a second.

Ok so this just happened.

I was ON the blog, and then I changed my page to facebook but for some reason at the very top of my browser, the picture froze. Not only that, It's Macauley Culkin's (howevertheeffyouspellit) FACE.

No matter WHAT WEBSITE i go to, Macauley is STARING AT ME. Like I"m so creeped out.

that's all.

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....hey guys.

I haven't forgotten the blog, I swears it.

It finally happened...

I got my first power strawberry surf rider Jamba today (shout out Kyle for being my Jamba flavor twin).  Usually I just get original size because that's about all I can handle, but Cierra always gets power, so I finally broke down and tried it.  Also, I feel like I should take advantage of being able to purchase a whole bladder's worth of Jamba this year while it comes out of my meal plan, since I know next year I won't want to pony up the money to buy one.  I can't report how the power size is working for me since I'm still currently drinking it and probably will be for the next 10 years of my life, but so far so good.

-B

Cierra is the bestest.

1. We have lunch dates every Friday, it's realz great.

2. We're blood sisters.

3. This Friday, she made me take a wheat grass shot. IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER.

4. She drank 2 Power Jambas in 1 day.

5. We like food.

So here's what happened... We went to Jamba on Friday and we ordered our Power drinks. Then, after staring at the wheat grass shot maker and she was like OMG let's do one.. After peer-pressure overload, I agreed. Worst decision ever made. It did come with a OJ shot for after, but still. It freaking tasted like grass every time we burped after that. For real gross. Anyways, then while walking home from the Wilk she said "You know, we're always right about the things we are right about." It was the most valid thing she said all day, therefore she's the bestest. Case closed.

Xoxo- me.

Just some advice.

SERIOUSLY!??!

Both Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice are re-runs tonight, AND Modern Family wasn't on last night. What the heck is their problem!? What am I supposed to do with my Thursday night now!?!?! Lame.

Welp, that is all.

Goodbye now.

Just one more...

then I swear I'm going to study.  Our blog's number of posts was chillin at 69, and we couldn't have that.  Plus, this one ALMOST made me laugh out loud in the middle of the awkwardly (hawkwardly?) quiet library.

A (slightly sarcastic) tribute to EFY

aaaaand, I'm out.

-B

Oh and also...

"Mormons love to nourish and strengthen themselves. Since sociologists first started tracking the most frequently mentioned subjects in Mormon prayers, it has been found, that not since 1942 has a meal prayer been uttered that didn’t contain the phrase or some derivative thereof “bless this food, that it may nourish and strengthen us”. It was only later in the 50’s that same food was also “doing us the good that we need."

Thank you Things Mormons Like.  And yes, I am blog stalking from the library instead of studying for my stats test.  Thanks for asking.

-B

Hot or Not list: week 3

Hot:
1. Peanut Butter Twix (I have 10 twixes...)

2. Punishing SDSU
3. Slab pizza in Provo
4. High Tops
5. Alex Pettyfer

Not:
1. Adidas/Nike flip flops

2. Girls who can't walk in heels
3. Legend of the Guardian aka the owl movie
4. BYU loosing to New Mexico after punishing SDSU
5. Macaulay Culkin

Attention SDSU:

You just got Jimmered.

Also, check out Stuff BYU People Like.  It kind of captures the ridiculous BYU culture perfectly.  Plus, the most recent post is a tribute to Jimmer.  Mormon satyr and Jimmer all in one place- what more could you ask for?

-B

what I did tonight instead of sleep

Stay awake. All night
Get way too ahead in homework
Maybe cry a little in frustration
Facebook
Call my dad at 4:30 Texas time for help, successfully waking up and pissing him off
Find out I need to see a doctor
Proceed to make doctor appt
Try to sleep
Realize that after 3 days this is a lost cause
Blog about it all.


.....yeah.

Don't worry...

My phone autocorrects Cierra's name to DISTRACTED.  Perfect.  It knows her too too well.

-B

OHMYGOSH

I AM SO HEATED RIGHT NOW RAWRRRRRRRRRR!

this is what happens when I miss the deadline for a Chemistry EXTRA CREDIT PROBLEM! One problem. Just one. and I did the 23 that I didn't even have to freaking do. I'M SO MAD.

I just needed to rant.

kthanksbye.

can we just talk about...

the raping that SDSU just endured. that's what im talking about. love my boys.

oh and p.s. will you marry me jimmer?

xoxo- the Real Slim Shady

oh and also.. i feel as though our lives are like this sometimes.

xoxo-the Real Slim Shady

some times life is like señor chang describes it

xoxo- the Real Slim Shady

So these...

Are the things that my pantry/refrigerator of my future home is required to have stocked up full at all times.

1. Goldfish
2. Lucky Charms
3. Minute Maid Lite Lemonade cans
4. Craisins
5. Whipped Raspberry Yogurt
6. Popcorn.
7. Dk chocolate covered Acai berries.

On the off chance you even cared to know.
So....

Uh huh.

4 of us are gathered eating various foods watching Pretty Little Liars.

Cierra: Cheese block and Tostitos.

Britt: Lucky Charms.

Becca: Pepsi and Pizza.

Me: Wheat Thins and Cheese.

Nutritious food and an amazing TV show. Look at us living up the college experience.

Have a good day. :)

Xoxo- Me.

in case you were wondering...

96 on my anatomy test! ya i freakin punished that beast!

xoxo- the Real Slim Shady

on to the next one...

season two of house starts..... tomorrow after church.

xoxo- the Real Slim Shady